why i love staff meetings

J's tangible Christmas list:
Candy (first he said Communism, but we declared that this was not tangible enough)
Horses and ponies
Rock candy
Invincibility "really people? that IS tangible."
Skittles
Tablesaw
Mexico
Axes (for throwing...clearly)
Sara the attractive housewife "that's right. i just made her up."

"my high: good friends and family
my low: too short."
"it's okay-you'll be big someday."

"so, we play this game that the gifts always get passed on a christmas word"
"like christ and mess?"
"no...like-
"twas the night before christmas"
pass
"and all through the house"
(pause)
pass

"its hard to just let my bladder go."

"now, do the next verse in russian!"
"there was a great bang!"

"don't worry cutsy button"

"oh this wasn't just coffee.
this was coffee with sugar and cream."

"high: got engaged. no lows."

(as ben and devan are describing their exceptionally similar proposals that occurred on the same day)
"did you plan that?"
"yes. i planned mine, and devan planned his. but we did not coordinate."

i love them alot. =)